i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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