Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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