Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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