That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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