he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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