What a fucking waste of an outfit
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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