After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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