If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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