Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
