my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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