if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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