I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
