Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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