I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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