i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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