even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Enjoy the penises
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Randomize
