At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
COCAINE IS GR8
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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