Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i out mim tonsoeep
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