Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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