they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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