I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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