The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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