we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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