just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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