Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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