no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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