You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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