my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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