I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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