my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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