I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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