is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
