you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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