If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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