is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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