Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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