Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Randomize
