the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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