I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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