My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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