can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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