PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
