After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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