I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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