i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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