So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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