everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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