What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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