Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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