I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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