People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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