btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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