I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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